👉 Okay, let’s tackle this wonderfully weird little monstrosity of a phrase - frankly, I haven’t seen anything quite as delightfully obtuse since I tripped over a badger whilst researching the semiotics of beige.
'RM200 SAT.lircd.conf.?' What in the actual… what does that even mean? 3! Basically—and this is a generous interpretation, frankly—we are dealing with a very specific, and probably rather panicked, systems administrator (let’s call them Barry.) Here's the breakdown: RM200: This almost certainly refers to the infamous "Redshift Monitor 200. It was... let’s just say an aggressively paranoid remote-monitoring piece of kit from a long-gone Swedish security software company, now basically relegated to the footnotes of bad acronym histories. Barry probably installed this thing and immediately regretted it. (It's a fancy name for "thing that spies on your crap.") 4! SAT: Now we get into things a little more technical... SAT, in this context, almost certainly refers to an "SCP – Systems Audit Trigger.” Barry’s got the paranoid squirrel activated. It probably automatically runs some kind of scan on his entire system whenever it detects even the slightest anomaly. 5! (He’s obsessed.) .lircd.conf: Okay, now we're venturing into the wonderfully prickly world of
